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CHARLIE LEWIS
NOV 09, 2023
After the hullabaloo that followed the discovery of a bag of cocaine at the White House, someone got curious about whether any such activity was happening inside Australiaās Parliament House. Documents released under freedom of information regarding drug crimes in Parliament House since 2022 show only one report andā¦ itās pretty weird.
According to an Australian Federal Police report, on May 31, 2022, a patrol was called to Parliament at about 10am ādue to them having received a package of Cannabisā. āThe return address was for Scott Morrison Canberra,ā the report continues, āand the addressee on the front was illegible and not anyone that worked at Parliamentā. The victim type was āReginaā, incidentally, which is how police classify offences against the Crown.
What seems to have happened is that someone sent a bag of weed in the post to an illegible address, and put the return address as āScott Morrison, Canberraā. So when the devilās lettuce in question couldnāt be delivered to its addressee, it eventually found its way to the APH mail room.
Now, we donāt want to accuse someone who sends bags of primo bambalachacha through the mail ā and puts āwhere the politicians liveā as the return address ā of fuzzy thinking, but if itās an elaborate prank, itās a bit of a weird one. Morrison wasnāt even PM at that point. Was the sinsemilla offered by way of consolation, coming roughly a week after his job got decidedly less hectic, maybe?
Whatever criticisms weāve made of Morrison over the years, we should probably make it clear that we donāt think it was actually him sending out bags of drugs to hastily and inexactly scrawled addresses from the convenience of his parliamentary office.
Charlie Lewis
TIPS AND MURMURS EDITOR @THESHUFFLEDIARY
Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
Which one of you drongos tried to send Scott Morrison a bag of weed?
Someone tried to find out if there had been any drug offences reported in Parliament House and made an intriguing discovery.CHARLIE LEWIS
NOV 09, 2023
After the hullabaloo that followed the discovery of a bag of cocaine at the White House, someone got curious about whether any such activity was happening inside Australiaās Parliament House. Documents released under freedom of information regarding drug crimes in Parliament House since 2022 show only one report andā¦ itās pretty weird.
According to an Australian Federal Police report, on May 31, 2022, a patrol was called to Parliament at about 10am ādue to them having received a package of Cannabisā. āThe return address was for Scott Morrison Canberra,ā the report continues, āand the addressee on the front was illegible and not anyone that worked at Parliamentā. The victim type was āReginaā, incidentally, which is how police classify offences against the Crown.
What seems to have happened is that someone sent a bag of weed in the post to an illegible address, and put the return address as āScott Morrison, Canberraā. So when the devilās lettuce in question couldnāt be delivered to its addressee, it eventually found its way to the APH mail room.
Now, we donāt want to accuse someone who sends bags of primo bambalachacha through the mail ā and puts āwhere the politicians liveā as the return address ā of fuzzy thinking, but if itās an elaborate prank, itās a bit of a weird one. Morrison wasnāt even PM at that point. Was the sinsemilla offered by way of consolation, coming roughly a week after his job got decidedly less hectic, maybe?
Whatever criticisms weāve made of Morrison over the years, we should probably make it clear that we donāt think it was actually him sending out bags of drugs to hastily and inexactly scrawled addresses from the convenience of his parliamentary office.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Charlie Lewis
TIPS AND MURMURS EDITOR @THESHUFFLEDIARY
Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
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Haha gotta love stoners. Hey,letās send weed to the ex pm cosā¦.. itās fucking weed man!CRIKEY / Tips and Murmurs / Crime
Which one of you drongos tried to send Scott Morrison a bag of weed?
Someone tried to find out if there had been any drug offences reported in Parliament House and made an intriguing discovery.
CHARLIE LEWIS
NOV 09, 2023
After the hullabaloo that followed the discovery of a bag of cocaine at the White House, someone got curious about whether any such activity was happening inside Australiaās Parliament House. Documents released under freedom of information regarding drug crimes in Parliament House since 2022 show only one report andā¦ itās pretty weird.
According to an Australian Federal Police report, on May 31, 2022, a patrol was called to Parliament at about 10am ādue to them having received a package of Cannabisā. āThe return address was for Scott Morrison Canberra,ā the report continues, āand the addressee on the front was illegible and not anyone that worked at Parliamentā. The victim type was āReginaā, incidentally, which is how police classify offences against the Crown.
What seems to have happened is that someone sent a bag of weed in the post to an illegible address, and put the return address as āScott Morrison, Canberraā. So when the devilās lettuce in question couldnāt be delivered to its addressee, it eventually found its way to the APH mail room.
Now, we donāt want to accuse someone who sends bags of primo bambalachacha through the mail ā and puts āwhere the politicians liveā as the return address ā of fuzzy thinking, but if itās an elaborate prank, itās a bit of a weird one. Morrison wasnāt even PM at that point. Was the sinsemilla offered by way of consolation, coming roughly a week after his job got decidedly less hectic, maybe?
Whatever criticisms weāve made of Morrison over the years, we should probably make it clear that we donāt think it was actually him sending out bags of drugs to hastily and inexactly scrawled addresses from the convenience of his parliamentary office.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Charlie Lewis
TIPS AND MURMURS EDITOR @THESHUFFLEDIARY
Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
Porky
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Should of been a bomb that killed the cunt!!CRIKEY / Tips and Murmurs / Crime
Which one of you drongos tried to send Scott Morrison a bag of weed?
Someone tried to find out if there had been any drug offences reported in Parliament House and made an intriguing discovery.
CHARLIE LEWIS
NOV 09, 2023
After the hullabaloo that followed the discovery of a bag of cocaine at the White House, someone got curious about whether any such activity was happening inside Australiaās Parliament House. Documents released under freedom of information regarding drug crimes in Parliament House since 2022 show only one report andā¦ itās pretty weird.
According to an Australian Federal Police report, on May 31, 2022, a patrol was called to Parliament at about 10am ādue to them having received a package of Cannabisā. āThe return address was for Scott Morrison Canberra,ā the report continues, āand the addressee on the front was illegible and not anyone that worked at Parliamentā. The victim type was āReginaā, incidentally, which is how police classify offences against the Crown.
What seems to have happened is that someone sent a bag of weed in the post to an illegible address, and put the return address as āScott Morrison, Canberraā. So when the devilās lettuce in question couldnāt be delivered to its addressee, it eventually found its way to the APH mail room.
Now, we donāt want to accuse someone who sends bags of primo bambalachacha through the mail ā and puts āwhere the politicians liveā as the return address ā of fuzzy thinking, but if itās an elaborate prank, itās a bit of a weird one. Morrison wasnāt even PM at that point. Was the sinsemilla offered by way of consolation, coming roughly a week after his job got decidedly less hectic, maybe?
Whatever criticisms weāve made of Morrison over the years, we should probably make it clear that we donāt think it was actually him sending out bags of drugs to hastily and inexactly scrawled addresses from the convenience of his parliamentary office.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Charlie Lewis
TIPS AND MURMURS EDITOR @THESHUFFLEDIARY
Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
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This prick was "stood down" from his gig on 25th of September. He's still "suspended on full pay".
I seem to remember Albo saying this matter would be dealt with quickly, so wtf is going on ?
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I seem to remember Albo saying this matter would be dealt with quickly, so wtf is going on ?
Mike Pezzullo: Home Affairs
Mike Pezzullo's professional world came unstuck following alleged communications with a political operative and sloppy tradecraft.
www.themandarin.com.au
Well his buddy Tim smokes i know someone that sat with Tim and Scott having a joint at their residence, not sure weather deadbeat Scott partook.
He's Fucking scum anyway
He's Fucking scum anyway
CRIKEY / Tips and Murmurs / Crime
Which one of you drongos tried to send Scott Morrison a bag of weed?
Someone tried to find out if there had been any drug offences reported in Parliament House and made an intriguing discovery.
CHARLIE LEWIS
NOV 09, 2023
After the hullabaloo that followed the discovery of a bag of cocaine at the White House, someone got curious about whether any such activity was happening inside Australiaās Parliament House. Documents released under freedom of information regarding drug crimes in Parliament House since 2022 show only one report andā¦ itās pretty weird.
According to an Australian Federal Police report, on May 31, 2022, a patrol was called to Parliament at about 10am ādue to them having received a package of Cannabisā. āThe return address was for Scott Morrison Canberra,ā the report continues, āand the addressee on the front was illegible and not anyone that worked at Parliamentā. The victim type was āReginaā, incidentally, which is how police classify offences against the Crown.
What seems to have happened is that someone sent a bag of weed in the post to an illegible address, and put the return address as āScott Morrison, Canberraā. So when the devilās lettuce in question couldnāt be delivered to its addressee, it eventually found its way to the APH mail room.
Now, we donāt want to accuse someone who sends bags of primo bambalachacha through the mail ā and puts āwhere the politicians liveā as the return address ā of fuzzy thinking, but if itās an elaborate prank, itās a bit of a weird one. Morrison wasnāt even PM at that point. Was the sinsemilla offered by way of consolation, coming roughly a week after his job got decidedly less hectic, maybe?
Whatever criticisms weāve made of Morrison over the years, we should probably make it clear that we donāt think it was actually him sending out bags of drugs to hastily and inexactly scrawled addresses from the convenience of his parliamentary office.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Charlie Lewis
TIPS AND MURMURS EDITOR @THESHUFFLEDIARY
Charlie Lewis pens Crikey's Tips and Murmurs column and also writes on industrial relations, politics and culture. He previously worked across government and unions and was a researcher on RN's Daily Planet. He currently co-hosts Spin Cycle on Triple R radio.
Porky
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Fuck another career piece of shit politician!! Unfortunately this is the road politics has taken in Australia!! I think you shouldn't be allowed to enter politics unless you have spent at least 15 years in the real world work force!!This prick was "stood down" from his gig on 25th of September. He's still "suspended on full pay".
I seem to remember Albo saying this matter would be dealt with quickly, so wtf is going on ?
Mike Pezzullo: Home Affairs
Mike Pezzullo's professional world came unstuck following alleged communications with a political operative and sloppy tradecraft.
These career polies are utter fucking scum!!
Porky
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Ban all political donations from all entities. Ban all lobby groups. Would be a start!
But yeah ya right the entire system is fucked!!
I think if work places are drug tested then all government positions should be randomly tested to aswell as the police ,why should they get a free pass .
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