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Dr.Clones

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Sun Ra

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not sure if anyone wants a handheld pill press with different logos I might order one
For fun

If the ABF find it on the way in - expect to be on the radar for a while, at the very least.
Actually expect more than that. Dumb idea and dumb to share it here. WTF do you want a fucking pill press anyway ? 🤢
 
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Dr.Clones

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If the ABF find it on the way in - expect to be on the radar for a while, at the very least.
Actually expect more than that. Dumb idea and dumb to share it here. WTF do you want a fucking pill press anyway ? 🤢
Thc pills it’s probably better just to use capsules tho
 

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Had to take a photo for you...after taking it, I gazed around and it was scrawled bloody everywhere! Figured you may have spent a bit of time at that counter 🤣
Not unless you split the fabric of time and appeared in Roma st magistrates lol
 

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A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says "Congratulations! But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."


The man says to the doctor "Okay, what are they?"

The doctor says "Well, first there's an engineer's brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's an astrophysicist's brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally there's a Serrated Edge poster's player brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."


The man looks at the doctor, surprised. "that's absurd! Why is the Serrated Edge poster's brain so expensive?"


The doctor turns to him and says "Sir, do you have any idea how many Serrated Edge posters it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
 

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Part 1

Attention Australian criminals: You need to learn from this bloke​

- John Silvester / The Age / 01NOV2024

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The scoop was surprisingly easy to get because the international drug dealer thought I was someone else. That was his mistake.​
But I pressed the wrong button on the tape recorder, which meant the witty, worldly and wicked remarks of Howard Marks disappeared into thin air. That was my mistake.​
I was working at The Sunday Times in London for a short stint. I thought I would be a valuable addition to Fleet Street. They thought I was an overly ambitious interloper with an annoying accent – the waiter who fluked a seat at the dining table.​
When I asked to go to their weekly news conference headed by the editor Andrew Neil the reaction was as if I had tried to look up the Queen’s skirt. Absolutely no was the answer. I then went to the editor’s secretary who asked Neil. No problem, he said. He was charming.​
He put me on a chair next to him. His section editors who sat before the great man looked at me as if I were a Zulu at Rorke’s Drift.​
I had arrived with more than a blank notebook, more than an ace up my sleeve. It was a scoop in a bag. I had smuggled into the country a massive file of secret documents generated by UK, US and Australian law enforcement authorities investigating an international drug cartel known as The Enterprise.​
The Enterprise ran for years and had connections in 14 countries with 113 known associates. It had been brought down by a rogue, bongo-playing British aristocrat, Lord Anthony Moynihan, who had become an informer for the US Drug Enforcement Administration.​
The head of The Enterprise was former M16 spy Howard Marks, pictured above, an Oxford graduate and the son of a Welsh sea captain.​
Marks made millions as a cannabis smuggler moving tons in the most imaginative ways.​
He bought a 30-metre fishing boat, the Axel-D, for $665,000 as his flagship to move up to 30 tonnes of cannabis around the world. A police tracking device had been planted on the ship when it was off the Australian coast.​
He used US military propeller planes to bring in hashish from Pakistan, and formed a fake rock band as a cover, using giant outdoor speakers to import cannabis. The four-man group was called “Laughing Grass”.​
He had 43 aliases, driving licences under the names of Elvis Presley and Waylon Jennings and a passport under the name Donald Nice.​
Marks had 89 phone lines and 25 worldwide companies controlling boutiques, bars, recording studios and travel agencies to launder the millions made from drug deals.​
Howard was a likeable rogue, more ageing hippy than an angry gangster. Even the cops who investigated The Enterprise liked him. “He is an engaging character,” one agent from America’s Drug Enforcement Administration told me.​
I have written stories on gangsters called Mr Death, Rentakill, Mad Dog and Badness. Marks was known as Mr Nice.​
 
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Part 2

A DEA agent was kind enough to send me Marks’ cannabis brand, pictured here, that was the equivalent of the Royal Seal, guaranteeing the quality was the best in the world.
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Between 1975 and 1978 Marks and his associates imported 25,000 kilos of hashish and marijuana into New York in 24 separate deals for a profit of $48 million.​
He had connections to the IRA, the Mafia, the Yakuza, the Australian underworld, Nepalese monks, the Thai army, the Palestine Liberation Organisation and international spy agencies, including the CIA and MI6.​
I marched into the office of a Sunday Times Insight section editor with what I knew was a world scoop – a real life James Bond story.​
I was staggered by his lukewarm response, with him saying many of their readers were dope smokers and wouldn’t be interested.​
I decided to do the story myself and send it to my paper in Australia, the Sun News Pictorial. Marks had already been arrested in a joint US, British and Spanish operation and was in a Florida jail.​
For some reason, I tried my luck and rang the North Dade Detention Centre in Florida and asked for Marks. I was shocked at the answer: yes. The next voice was a cultured Welsh one, with the timbre of someone who’d smoked dope for decades, with just a touch of the Oxford posh. It was Howard.​
He was remarkably open, admitting he was a massive dope dealer but said the agents had inflated many of the figures. “The DEA remains convinced I have $200 million buried somewhere in the Swiss Alps, which is, of course, nonsense. They may think I’m very clever, but the DEA have been known to hopelessly exaggerate things.”​
He explained his business philosophy, one that Australian crooks – who tend to shoot each other over the most trivial matters – should adopt.​
When he was ripped off in deals, he would cut ties and move on, never seeking revenge. “It was just part of the business. I abhor violence. You try not to take it all too seriously and keep a sense of humour. It was an amazing, exciting life.​
“We made very good money. I didn’t seem to be any good at any other type of business other than dope dealing.”​
For a laid-back guy, you had to admire his work ethic as he would have between three and 10 international drug deals on the go at any one time.​
 
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