Stoner thought for the day ....

[Kee Mao]

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Farkin Jeebus please when can I sew the seeds for fuck sake...

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Are we sexual deviants?
We don't want our plants to get balls.
Yet we spray them with Chem to grow balls

 

[Budbubbla]

You can be one of two people in the world, either a smart fella or a fart smella.

 

[Mellow oldfark]

So got up yesterday , no coffee so I zip down supermarket.
Luckily I look down before entering my shorts were back to front and inside out
Maybe stoner residue from night before.
Had to go back to car to rearrange myself.

 

[Indy]

So got up yesterday , no coffee so I zip down supermarket.
Luckily I look down before entering my shorts were back to front and inside out
Maybe stoner residue from night before.
Had to go back to car to rearrange myself.

You'd blend in here, man. I've seen bogan chick's go to shopping centres in their robes and slippers..

 

[Absorber]

 

[Orb]

 

[Indy]

Wonder if this'll attract Aliens?

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/182kl4z

 

[Stackr]

Fark, musta bin stoned.

 

[benn0]

im telling ya chooks could fly on another planet with less gravity

 

[Pikey]

Chooks can fly here ...on this planet ...with this gravity

 

[Absorber]

im telling ya chooks could fly on another planet with less gravity

 

[Sun Ra]

Chooks can fly here ...on this planet ...with this gravity

Chooks be chooks bros.

 

[benn0]

Chooks can fly here ...on this planet ...with this gravity

They gracefully fall while flapping their wings

 

[med180]

They gracefully fall while flapping their wings

I have a bantam hen that can fly a good 80 metres and clear an 8ft fence

 

[Absorber]

They gracefully fall while flapping their wings

After using a ladder how did they get up that high to start with

 

[Stackr]

I had some hens that could clear the fence. They would cluck like crazy during the descent.

 

[Absorber]

 

[Absorber]