Stoner thought for the day ....

[Pedro de pacas]

Fuckhead you idiot.

Yeah I know, "FUCKHEAD of the year" last year DC, you been a bit slack this year,(so far)

you're in the running for dickhead of the week atm

 

[Mellow oldfark]

That s cause Porkys maturing like a fine sativa haze.✌

 

[afghan bob]

He's all growed up
Him bigger boy

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Are Zuckerberg ,Musk,Gates and their like real humans?️

 

[Gazza]

If I clean the vacuum cleaner does that make me a vacuum cleaner ?

 

[Kloud9]

If everyone in the universe used weed, the world would be peaceful for at least two hours. Wouldn't it ?

 

[Madmick]

fuck I'm smashed

 

[Gazza]

I was Friday night woke up still ripped Saturday morning z

 

[afghan bob]

U gotta stop mixing methadone with ure weed Gazz

That shit goes 4ever

 

[Zorro_7]

Gazza is so chill. Please prescribe me what your on mate. Just naturally high on life no doubt. Pfft bollocks.

 

[elsooto]

If I clean the vacuum cleaner does that make me a vacuum cleaner ?

No mate, it makes you a vacuum cleaner cleaner.. or a vacuum cleaner cleanser. You pick

 

[Sugar]

 

[Joe Dirte]

Why didn't I hang onto more of my a grade, I guess the bubble hash will have to do

 

[Raniformis]

Keep away from calculators when you're stoned, you may have spent 2 solid years making a mix, one year with a bong in your hand and 9 months with a bong in your mouth, hahahahahaha!

 

[Pedro de pacas]

You need to make ya mixes quicker

 

[Raniformis]

Hahahaha, fucking scissors.

 

[Mellow oldfark]

I once tried on a german army helmet.
Does that make me a stoned nazi?

 

[Sun Ra]

What’s a deer with no eyes ?

no idea

what’s a deer with no legs ?

still no idea

Okay, I'll bite;

What about a castrated deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no fooking idea...( said in a Geordie accent ).

 

[Gazza]

My young fella had one for me the other day.

Why did hitler kill himself dad?

Me, because he was a dumb cunt ?

No dad, he got the gas bill!

 

[Kee Mao]

Q.Why did the NSW premier wear a nazi uniform?
A. Because the Cardinal Pell dress was booked out already.