Stoner thought for the day ....

[Sun Ra]

Prince Harry Reveals He Actually Dressed Up as a NSW Premier at Infamous Party — The Shovel

"I realise now how offensive that was"

www.theshovel.com.au

 

[Kee Mao]

Prince Harry Reveals He Actually Dressed Up as a NSW Premier at Infamous Party — The Shovel

"I realise now how offensive that was"

www.theshovel.com.au

And then he met Meg,and discovered black and pink really do go together.

 

[Sun Ra]

And then he met Meg,and discovered black and pink really do go together.

One in the pink and one in the stink.

 

[Gazza]

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor

 

[BigRobbo]

Put a can of coke on a scales and open it, watch the weight drop but you not drinking any.

Spooky

Its the matrix bro...

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Hey stoners , dont take yourself too seriously! And be kind.

 

[Carbcon]

They reckon that the first person to reach the age of 150 years old has already been born.



Spooky

 

[Old fox]

They reckon that the first person to reach the age of 150 years old has already been born.



Spooky

Could be me . Depending on your perspective, that makes it exciting, not spooky Looking forward to my next 90 years, as long as I don't need to go back to work. I'll pass on 40 years labour, slaving for another dipstick boss. Cannabis might even be legal in NSW by 3013, if we get rid of these religious nutters scattered throughout all layers of parliament.

 

[Porky]

They reckon that the first person to reach the age of 150 years old has already been born.



Spooky

We it sure as shit won't be me!!

 

[Kloud9]

They reckon that the first person to reach the age of 150 years old has already been born.



Spooky

He lives in Vanuatu. As I was there 7-8 years ago when i found this out. And he was 145 back then. He'd be 152-3 by now. Fuck that's old, I don't think I'll make it til then either..

 

[Kloud9]

‘I only want to die’: 145-year-old Indonesian may be the oldest person on earth

Official Indonesian documentation has verified Mbah Gotho was born in 1870, making him the oldest person in the world.

www.sbs.com.au

 

[Kloud9]

Have I posted in the wrong thread again

 

[Carbcon]

Could be me . Depending on your perspective, that makes it exciting, not spooky Looking forward to my next 90 years, as long as I don't need to go back to work. I'll pass on 40 years labour, slaving for another dipstick boss. Cannabis might even be legal in NSW by 3013, if we get rid of these religious nutters scattered throughout all layers of parliament.

Any chance of a loan ol mate? 100 year term sound good?

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Happy saturday stoners!

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Help armys for disaster , famine, health! Not war!✌

 

[Indy]

Bloody Auto's, such a bastard plant. Always turning 2 weeks before you want them to.

 

[Mellow oldfark]

used to bring hurst or coroner pick up van home for cones in lunch break .then off to the party...⛟

 

[Indy]

What about the stiffs in the back, were they bent as well?

 

[Stackr]

I never could get an auto to grow properly, either straight into stretch and no stopping, or straight into flower and no more than 10-15cms tall.
Now I've got 3 that are growing like crazy and just starting to flower.

 

[Mellow oldfark]

What about the stiffs in the back, were they bent as well?

When they got run over by trains they were!