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I'm hoping this is some type of joke tbh but with the absolute lunacy coming out of American politics at the moment I'm not sure lol. Now Im going to have to check...what a time to live in.From The Chaser ......
GENERAL NEWS
Alan Jones joins Trump cabinet as Press Secretary
POSTED
NOVEMBER 18, 2024
BY
JOHN DELMENICO
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Shocking news as race riot enthusiast Alan Jones has been announced as the latest appointee to the US cabinet under Donald Trump.
This comes shortly after the disgraced teacher, turned disgraced rugby coach, turned disgrace radio host, turned disgraced tv host, turned disgraced Youtube vlogger was arrested over multiple allegations of indecent assault.
“We are excited to see what he can do for this nation,” said Trump, “at first there was the racism, conspiracy theories and violent misogyny, but he really clinched the deal with this arrest. Now he will fit right in. If anything he is over-qualified.”
“Plus, we hope that Jones will help us strengthen our diplomatic ties to Australia, considering how much the Aussie media and their politicians have kissed his ass over the years.”
Reportedly Jones will take on a role as Press Secretary, where he is predicted to work closely with future AG Matt Gaetz as they both bond over their passion for writing ‘love letters’ to school students.
Notice Elon and trump have been complaining about "state owned media" for forever and a bit, now there's rumours that Elon wants to buy out MSNBC/CNN and what not.
State owned and controlled media is the devil until they can possibly own it...but at the end of the day I should stop obsessing with this shit show and just enjoy growing me plants and watching the sun rise.
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