The Alcohol Thread.

[Gazza]

And golf he wipes the floor with me fuck it’s depressing

 

[Porky]

Your a young whipper snapper think I got 4 years on ya, im 80 your 84?

Hahaha 82 i was born. Got a heap of mate's turning 40 like you and im always calling em old cunts so yeah your an old cunt.

 

[Gazza]

Don’t think I’ll be having a 40th this year, fuckin gooks have fucked me again!

 

[Gazza]

Was going to hire a band and have it at the local brewery, would of been a real good night, maybe next year

 

[Gazza]

Get the old pool table this week, old man has upgraded to a full size snooker table I’m getting his old one, just have to pay the removalist fee. Was made in Sydney by herion and Smith think they started making billiard tables in 1883. Mine is 1933.

 

[Porky]

Got beaten pretty badly at pool the other night, never play against x snooker players you get absolutely pulverized, it’s even worse when it’s ya old man fuck his a cunt.

Fucking love pool. Spent many an hour playing at the local youth center on the shittst tables ever before we graduated to the pub.
Maggot in pool room is where ya would find porky.

 

[Gazza]

I was always at the pool hall, drinking piss and looking for pussy lol fun times.

 

[Porky]

Was going to hire a band and have it at the local brewery, would of been a real good night, maybe next year

Yeah ive been to 2 40ths this year with fucking 10 at one and 20 at another. Both mad partyers and would of had epic 40ths if it wasn't for the fucking Chinese rat communist party cunts.

 

[Gazza]

This is what’s left of my old pool table

 

[Porky]

I was always at the pool hall, drinking piss and looking for pussy lol fun times.

Yeah i used to ok but hadn't played in about 5 years then had a game a few months ago and i was fucking woeful till i had a few and warmed up.

 

[Gazza]

And the slate

 

[Gazza]

Depens on who u are playing, my old man could of been a pro snooker player, remember when I was pretty young back in the u.k had over 100 snooker trophies in my bedroom.
Think he just wanted to get us the fuck out of there, but his still a freak haven’t beaten him at pool for about 22 years it’s a fucking joke

 

[Porky]

Depens on who u are playing, my old man could of been a pro snooker player, remember when I was pretty young back in the u.k had over 100 snooker trophies in my bedroom.
Think he just wanted to get us the fuck out of there, but his still a freak haven’t beaten him at pool for about 22 years it’s a fucking joke

Yeah you limey cunts are always good at pool and snooker.

 

[Gazza]

Before you cast judgement, me great grandmother was born in Melbourne, also hand on me heart I’ve never once had a single centerlink payment ever. Always fitted in with the Aussie way of life and worked hard for the few possessions I own. But I’m a pommy cunt at heart.

 

[Gazza]

Actually the funny thing is me old man was accepted here because his highly skilled, which means you have to import the skills because most aussies are fucking retarded

What a cunt we ended up in Melbourne, we were supposed to settle in Newcastle

 

[Porky]

Before you cast judgement, me great grandmother was born in Melbourne, also hand on me heart I’ve never once had a single centerlink payment ever. Always fitted in with the Aussie way of life and worked hard for the few possessions I own. But I’m a pommy cunt at heart.

Fucking soap dodgers.

 

[Porky]

Actually the funny thing is me old man was accepted here because his highly skilled, which means you have to import the skills because most aussies are fucking retarded

What a cunt we ended up in Melbourne, we were supposed to settle in Newcastle

ya got fucked over there. Newcastle shits on Melbourne.

 

[Gazza]

Yeah spewin, stuck down here in this cold shit.

Perth was good, had a ball over there heaps of poms lol

found some huge crops when I use togo out on me dr 200 out in the state forrests. Got the fuck out of there shit myself.

 

[Porky]

Yeah spewin, stuck down here in this cold shit.

Perth was good, had a ball over there heaps of poms lol

found some huge crops when I use togo out on me dr 200 out in the state forrests. Got the fuck out of there shit myself.

A joke for ya mate.
An Aussie a pommy and a kiwi were in a bar having a beer.
The Pommy finishes his beer and throws the empty glass in the air he pulls a pistol from his pocket and shoots the glass mid-air he turns to the Aussie and the Kiwi and says in England there is so much glass we never have to drink from the same one twice. The Kiwi finishes his beer throws the empty glass in the air grabs the gun from the table and shoots the glass and says in New Zealand we have so many glasses that we never have to drink from the same one twice either. So the Aussie finishes his beer put the glass on the table picks up the gun and shoots the Pommy and the Kiwi dead and says in Australia we I have so many pommies and kiwis we never have to drink with the same 2 twice.

 

[Gazza]

You’ll like this one

Bernard Manning Egg Joke

Bernard Manning Egg Joke

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