Secretchief
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Well he would be popular as fuck in jail
Imagine the things he could smuggle in that prison wallet... get at least a couple of nokias up there by the looks of itWell he would be popular as fuck in jail
Apparently in the gay community those who like to receive aka power bottoms have about 10 years before their arse holes give up on life and they're forced to wear nappies for the rest of their days. This fate is somehow considered worth it in almost all cases but if I had to guess that fella thought he could work out down there with weight and avoid that fate instead of using something light weight like a butt plug but while in the moment decided to go all out fully inserting it and cumming resulting in vacuum pressure sucking it up inside him. It's actually pretty common for that to happen, just ask any nurse about weird shit they've pulled out of someone's arse and you'll get all manner of horror story.What the fuck was he training for?
Well that's commitment. I don't know wether to laugh or make a donation to asshole reconstructions. God really does hate gaysApparently in the gay community those who like to receive aka power bottoms have about 10 years before their arse holes give up on life and they're forced to wear nappies for the rest of their days. This fate is somehow considered worth it in almost all cases but if I had to guess that fella thought he could work out down there with weight and avoid that fate instead of using something light weight like a butt plug but while in the moment decided to go all out fully inserting it and cumming resulting in vacuum pressure sucking it up inside him. It's actually pretty common for that to happen, just ask any nurse about weird shit they've pulled out of someone's arse and you'll get all manner of horror story.
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Apparently in the gay community those who like to receive aka power bottoms have about 10 years before their arse holes give up on life
God really does hate gays
I spent 15 years in a concrete workshop and witnessed many a busted ring gear. You blokes do you, I'm looking after mine.The risk of incontinence is higher but not everyone gets it.
Many hetero couples practice anal where either or both get penetrated. I heard that it's mostly straight men that turn up to hospital with something up their arse. Women and gay men have sex toys but straight guys, too afraid to own a vibrator, etc. tend to improvise so they're most likely to front up to hospital with their TV remote control up their arse.
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This thread has become unexpectedly educational..
Everyone else in the pic just thinking.. What is this dickhead doing?What i find concerning is his lack of ability to identify the white ball on the table. It doesn't inspire much hope with what decisions he makes in future.
Everyone else in the pic just thinking.. What is this dickhead doing?
Fact:
1. The anzacs were let down bye their superiors - Truth
2. The anzacs were young and died bravely fighting for their country - Truth
3. The indigenous were slaughtered by the British - Truth
4. A large contingency of SAS soldiers are war criminals who innoncently murdered Afghan soldiers only to be swept under the rug by the Aus. government - Truth
Farmers of all crops do this by selecting for the largest fruits, planting a field and refusing to water it so they can use survivors to build more drought tolerance in following generations, etc. We just haven't had the chance to go at things at the same scale for obvious reasons.
Finding it a bit tricky to keep up with all the constant editing you do to your posts champ. But seeing as how you asked, I'm more than happy to oblige[Just watch him pick apart this post too... or one of my next ones]
this is a drug forum
Just as to see some plants he's grown and the "your all police" will come roaring back out!! I particularly liked his "sting forum" call!!Finding it a bit tricky to keep up with all the constant editing you do to your posts champ. But seeing as how you asked, I'm more than happy to oblige
I'm sure you're busy splitting your time between trollling here and over on Mumsnet. So, to save you some time I've taken the liberty of pre-selectig some memes for your imminent rebuttal (just trying to help out champ)
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I chose this one to represent the (well deserved) vindication of your powers of precognition
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...and I chose this one as I think it a much better representation of the image I'm going for. Most importantly, it pays homage to the "you're a cop" script that featured heavily in your earlier posts, but has been sorely missed in more recent times
So...without Further Adieu!
This is not a "drug" forum. It is a Cannabis grower's forum and as such, I'm not entirely sure why you're here
Also, this