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Rabbitlicker

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I've been thinking more about the whole AI thing, whilst processing a heap of cannacaps for my Sis. this arvo (no, I have not indulged in my own produce & used Artificial "Enhancement"....).

Think of all the classical authors, poets, playwrights & other literary artists (I would "generally" lump political speech-writers into this category) from history. NONE of them used AI to write what we now know as the canon (NOT "cannon" - that's a big, scary gun) of classical works. How were they able to do it without a computer running millions of algorithms per second......unless that "computer" was between their own ears?

Anyone who's not from Melbourne (I will NEVER use the woke term "Naarm" as long as my arse points towards the ground) or too young to remember, would not know of Franco Cozzo. Late-night TV ad's for absolutely fucking awful, kitsch furniture aimed at the Greek & Italian population.

I entered a competition to win tickets to a doof-doof dance festival in the early '90's with this, which I "wrote" in my head driving home from work one day.

The question posed was "Would you root on a Franco Cozzo bed?" Try running that through ChatGPT!!!


Would I root on a Cozzo bed?
Quite frankly, Spiro, I'd rather be dead!
But with that clearly stated & taken as read,
Necrophilic thoughts have my pulse in the red!

It's really a muchness where you root, shag or fuck:
The loos in an aircraft? The back of a truck?
But if "bed" is your "thang", then a Cozzo ensemble as your choice of repose
Is one of those niceties (kinda-sorta), I suppose..?

Swinging from the chandelier
with grapes between your teeth,
it has to be said, would be no mean feat
when you're sometimes distracted by
marble & chrome,
the fake leopard bedspread
& chirping trimphone.

I have sometimes wondered what demented minds
thought-up Franco Cozzo - and were they confined??
Or maybe they knew (those marketing dogs)
that in order to cater to Ities & Wogs,
That nasty & cheap was the word of the day?
They'd be fitted for concrete shoes if I had my way!
Gaudy & nasty (as if you can't tell)
Is the stuff that's glossed-over by the salesmen from hell.

Who cares as long as it fits in your white-columned mansion,
With the mirrored staircase & wrought-iron gates.
It declares to the world that the bank's got you to ransom,
which is why Grappa's made at the end of the grapes.

(not to mention the hire-purchase agreement you signed with that "Special" 12-months interest free period [at 18% residual back-dated to the date of purchase if you default on ONE lousy payment] 'cos the plaster of paris lions on the bedstead match the ones on the gate posts!).

And therefore young people, we have to conclude

(but WAIT there's more! How would you like a free set of Ginzu steak knives?)
That the fun to be had in the buff or the nude,
is often best done with a friend or a pal.
Location don't matter, a guy or a gal.
As long as you know, that how near or how far,
The neighbours wont hear you -
When your friend starts to Baaaa!

Whatever the location,
A frollicking fiesta of Franco-flagellation & fornication?
A cornucopia of Cozzo-copulation?

And also, alliteration!

The endless permutations
Of erotic gyrations
& oral libations
(the mutual gratification of cunnilingual titillation & concurrent fellation)
Is the most fun-filled way of preventing gestation.

The marble & fibreglass gross imitations,
& the possible audio/visual stimulations,
The eerie sensations
Of multiple penetrations
(without protestations? Hmmm...)
& Marilyn Monroe's favourite - Colonic irrigation
Should really be given further considerations.

After all, curiosity IS my inclination....
(or perhaps by now you think I need an escalation of my medication?)

And so...

With much consternation & cogitation
with Cozzo conjugal connotations,
I ask you to give consideration to the contrition that we are all guilty of:

Floccinaucinihilipilification!


I won the competition & promptly offered the tickets to someone else, 'cos I hate doof doof music.

Now..... Could AI have done that???

Forget it. Rhetorical question.
 
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benn0

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Actually, to be sincerely honest in my humble opinion, without being judgmental and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and without lies to the actual truth, with my clear open mind and clean heart, expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say because I was nervous. But today by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say.
 

HomeBound_Hound

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I've been thinking more about the whole AI thing, whilst processing a heap of cannacaps for my Sis. this arvo (no, I have not indulged in my own produce & used Artificial "Enhancement"....).

Think of all the classical authors, poets, playwrights & other literary artists (I would "generally" lump political speech-writers into this category) from history. NONE of them used AI to write what we now know as the canon (NOT "cannon" - that's a big, scary gun) of classical works. How were they able to do it without a computer running millions of algorithms per second......unless that "computer" was between their own ears?

Anyone who's not from Melbourne (I will NEVER use the woke term "Naarm" as long as my arse points towards the ground) or too young to remember, would not know of Franco Cozzo. Late-night TV ad's for absolutely fucking awful, kitsch furniture aimed at the Greek & Italian population.

I entered a competition to win tickets to a doof-doof dance festival in the early '90's with this, which I "wrote" in my head driving home from work one day.

The question posed was "Would you root on a Franco Cozzo bed?" Try running that through ChatGPT!!!


Would I root on a Cozzo bed?
Quite frankly, Spiro, I'd rather be dead!
But with that clearly stated & taken as read,
Necrophilic thoughts have my pulse in the red!

It's really a muchness where you root, shag or fuck:
The loos in an aircraft? The back of a truck?
But if "bed" is your "thang", then a Cozzo ensemble as your choice of repose
Is one of those niceties (kinda-sorta), I suppose..?

Swinging from the chandelier
with grapes between your teeth,
it has to be said, would be no mean feat
when you're sometimes distracted by
marble & chrome,
the fake leopard bedspread
& chirping trimphone.

I have sometimes wondered what demented minds
thought-up Franco Cozzo - and were they confined??
Or maybe they knew (those marketing dogs)
that in order to cater to Ities & Wogs,
That nasty & cheap was the word of the day?
They'd be fitted for concrete shoes if I had my way!
Gaudy & nasty (as if you can't tell)
Is the stuff that's glossed-over by the salesmen from hell.

Who cares as long as it fits in your white-columned mansion,
With the mirrored staircase & wrought-iron gates.
It declares to the world that the bank's got you to ransom,
which is why Grappa's made at the end of the grapes.

(not to mention the hire-purchase agreement you signed with that "Special" 12-months interest free period [at 18% residual back-dated to the date of purchase if you default on ONE lousy payment] 'cos the plaster of paris lions on the bedstead match the ones on the gate posts!).

And therefore young people, we have to conclude

(but WAIT there's more! How would you like a free set of Ginzu steak knives?)
That the fun to be had in the buff or the nude,
is often best done with a friend or a pal.
Location don't matter, a guy or a gal.
As long as you know, that how near or how far,
The neighbours wont hear you -
When your friend starts to Baaaa!

Whatever the location,
A frollicking fiesta of Franco-flagellation & fornication?
A cornucopia of Cozzo-copulation?

And also, alliteration!

The endless permutations
Of erotic gyrations
& oral libations
(the mutual gratification of cunnilingual titillation & concurrent fellation)
Is the most fun-filled way of preventing gestation.

The marble & fibreglass gross imitations,
& the possible audio/visual stimulations,
The eerie sensations
Of multiple penetrations
(without protestations? Hmmm...)
& Marilyn Monroe's favourite - Colonic irrigation
Should really be given further considerations.

After all, curiosity IS my inclination....
(or perhaps by now you think I need an escalation of my medication?)

And so...

With much consternation & cogitation
with Cozzo conjugal connotations,
I ask you to give consideration to the contrition that we are all guilty of:

Floccinaucinihilipilification!


I won the competition & promptly offered the tickets to someone else, 'cos I hate doof doof music.

Now..... Could AI have done that???

Forget it. Rhetorical question.
A Most Curious Retort to Ye Bard of Bedlam
By HomeboundHound, Bard-in-Burrow, Keeper of the Couch, Grower of the Green, and Knight of the Kitchen Bench

Attend me now, thou waxèd relic,
Thou laureate of the lairy and phallic,
Who dresseth doggerel in the robes of art,
And calleth it "wit"—thou overzealous tart.

Thy paean to Cozzo, in leopard-clad shame,
Doth reek of effort with no subtle aim.
Each rhyme a clanging chandelier fall,
Each stanza more tortured than logic at all.

Thou asketh, with pride most inflated and blind,
“Could AI concoct what hath spilled from my mind?”
To which I, HomeboundHound, reclineth and grin,
For I’ve seen bots pen prose with rather more vim.

Yea, the ancients wrote without wires or code—
But they also bled leeches and perished of toads.
Should we scorn all progress, toss torches at screens,
And shit on the scroll 'cos it's made of machines?

I say thee nay, thou sentimental lout!
'Tis not how it's writ, but what it’s about.
Whether typed with a quill or a silicon ghost,
What matters is craft, not who brags the most.

Let’s speak plain: thy Cozzo-bed screed, though verbose,
Was less "Wilde satire" and more "arse with a dose".
Each line was a banquet of clunky ambition,
Like Byron on ice—without any permission.

Whilst thou dost frolic in florid pretence,
I take mushrooms and still make better sense.
My rhymes, though birthed in a brain slightly toasted,
Are not, like thy metaphors, half-baked and roasted.

Now hark: I do not despise thee, dear muse—
But thy vision of art is the kind I refuse.
To worship the past like a shrine made of faeces,
And shun all invention like philosophical nieces.

I embrace the new, the coded, the strange—
Where electrons and words do ballroom and change.
Thou fearest machines? Then best fear thy own tongue—
For it loops in circles like pants round the bung.

So take thy Cozzo bed and wild-eyed refrain,
And lay thee to rest with thy marble disdain.
While I, ever grounded in satire and sod,
Will let circuits and sanity both play at god.

😶‍🌫️🥰😙
 

Rabbitlicker

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Thank you.

Your response has answered a lot of questions I had of AI.

Clever Poem. Obviously written by AI & not you, the person. Something like that takes time & effort to construct.

I laughed a lot at myself.

EDIT: "Bard of Bedlam"? OK, I'll take that as a compliment. Was the alliteration from you, or AI?
 
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Old fox

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Social security refuse to share certain information with other gov agencies ,,so dead people still getting checks ,,fraud is rampant, 6 million above the age of 112 receiving benefits ,they don’t even try to prevent it from happening,,

Kennedy is a slow talker ,if you want to listen to him just set the playback speed higher ,,saves time.

So to quote @Sedge :

" Dead people ( are) still getting checks." 🤡

Hahahaha. No they're not. Not one single instance identified of an incorrect payment going to a dead person. You're wrong. You're just parroting MAGA Propaganda as usual.

" 6 million people above the age of 112, receiving benefits " 🤡🤡

Hahahaha. No they're not. You're wrong again. They were just previous social security numbers that hadn't been parsed. The oldest living person in America is only 115 years old. There's only about 10000 Americans alive over 105 years old, as per latest census data available.
This MAGA Cult lie has already been debunked. Musk's teenage programmers were too young ( and stupid) to learn Cobat programming, so didn't have the skills to analyse the Social Security data that they stole. They were left with egg on their face for parroting this propaganda..... just like you. Hope you like the taste of raw egg

Aussie MAGA, pedalling FAKE NEWS through parroting Propaganda lies.
 

Sun Ra

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So to quote @Sedge :

" Dead people ( are) still getting checks." 🤡

Hahahaha. No they're not. Not one single instance identified of an incorrect payment going to a dead person. You're wrong. You're just parroting MAGA Propaganda as usual.

" 6 million people above the age of 112, receiving benefits " 🤡🤡

Hahahaha. No they're not. You're wrong again. They were just previous social security numbers that hadn't been parsed. The oldest living person in America is only 115 years old. There's only about 10000 Americans alive over 105 years old, as per latest census data available.
This MAGA Cult lie has already been debunked. Musk's teenage programmers were too young ( and stupid) to learn Cobat programming, so didn't have the skills to analyse the Social Security data that they stole. They were left with egg on their face for parroting this propaganda..... just like you. Hope you like the taste of raw egg

Aussie MAGA, pedalling FAKE NEWS through parroting Propaganda lies.
Yeah, it's hard to believe anyone would be stupid enough to believe this bullshit isn't it ?
 

Old fox

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Elon Musk is in major disagreement with Donald Trump.

Elon is openly asking for ZERO tariffs from Trump to be imposed on Europe. He wants free trade with all of Europe ( i. e. no tariffs). The tariffs will hurt the USA Tesla business. No shit Sherlock!!!!!! Only now you've figured that out !!

Here's the story in full:

Elon has now publically argued with Trump's Chief Tariff Advisor ( Peter Navarro).

In one argument Elon has publically called Peter " truly a moron." 🤣🤣🤣

In another argument Elon has publically called Peter " Peter Retarrdo" ( i.e. as in Peter is a retard). 🤡

The spat is very real, and before any MAGA sheep call fake news on this, it's been covered by multiple news outlets. ITS REAL.

This must pose a quandary for MAGA.
Do they believe Elon?
Or
Do they believe Trump?

Maybe the tariffs are a stupid idea, after all?

In any case, in another important announcement , Trump has just imposed 104% Tariffs on China. Yes that's 104% 🤡
 
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Sun Ra

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Elon Musk is in major disagreement with Donald Trump.

Elon is openly asking for ZERO tariffs from Trump to be imposed on Europe. He wants free trade with all of Europe ( i. e. no tariffs). The tariffs will hurt the USA Tesla business. No shit Sherlock!!!!!! Only now you've figured that out !!

Here's the story in full:

Elon has now publically argued with Trump's Chief Tariff Advisor ( Peter Navarro).

In one argument Elon has publically called Peter " truly a moron." 🤣🤣🤣

In another argument Elon has publically called Peter " Peter Retarrdo" ( i.e. as in Peter is a retard). 🤡

The spat is very real, and before and MAGA sheep call fake news on this, it's been covered by multiple news outlets. ITS REAL.

This must pose a quandary for MAGA.
Do they believe Elon?
Or
Do they believe Trump?

Maybe the tariffs are a stupid idea, after all?

In any case, in another important announcement , Trump has just imposed 104% Tariffs on China. Yes that's 104% 🤡
Elon also called him "dumb as a bag of bricks " ....... ouch !
 

Sedge

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Really ?






You two wokies already said there is not one thing Trump has done in office that you agree with ,,,and while decrepit old Fox drowning in bitterness virtue signals over feigning to care about some chick that years later said trump raped her ,yet it never went to court and so, he is not guilty of it and more than likely it never happened but the incentive for her was to try to get 100 million , yep 100 million..just for making up a story ,,
If she was serious that it happened she would have said something decades ago,,like any sane person would .

And seeing how you love to fake your caring @Old fox .
Where was your sympathy for the children raped and murdered by illegal immigrants in the US ,,and where is your care for that not to happen again ?
Seeing you disagree with him kicking out the illegals, you support the crimes committed by those illegals ,your insane ideals support murderers and rapists,,have you no shame at all ?

Your fake virtue signalling obviously has its bounds ,,no care whatsoever for real victims but a false care you try to portray
Toward non victims …You ,like Biden and all the other wokies have blood on your hands .
You have no idea of true morality ,just a warped sense of reality
imbedded in you by your woke propaganda puppet masters,,
Obviously devoid of any sense of right or wrong unless it suits the left agenda,,,

I’d love to see you two locked in a room with the parents so you can espouse your ideals onto them ,and tell them why you think Trump should have kept the rapists and murderers of their children in America to continue killing other children ,,
And how you laud the woke judges that try to block his orders, how you praise the judges defying Trump ,,especially because one of those judges wants a plane load of criminals to be returned to America ,,,

Yes ,,your fake virtue is just that ,,Fake,,
You have no moral compass, but feign care only when it favours the woke ideals of your puppet masters,,

The misery these parents are going through is because of your stupid ideals ,,and the politics you align with..

Would you tell any of these parents that support Trump that it is them that are traitors ?












,
 

Old fox

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Really ?






You two wokies already said there is not one thing Trump has done in office that you agree with ,,,and while decrepit old Fox drowning in bitterness virtue signals over feigning to care about some chick that years later said trump raped her ,yet it never went to court and so, he is not guilty of it and more than likely it never happened but the incentive for her was to try to get 100 million , yep 100 million..just for making up a story ,,
If she was serious that it happened she would have said something decades ago,,like any sane person would .

And seeing how you love to fake your caring @Old fox .
Where was your sympathy for the children raped and murdered by illegal immigrants in the US ,,and where is your care for that not to happen again ?
Seeing you disagree with him kicking out the illegals, you support the crimes committed by those illegals ,your insane ideals support murderers and rapists,,have you no shame at all ?

Your fake virtue signalling obviously has its bounds ,,no care whatsoever for real victims but a false care you try to portray
Toward non victims …You ,like Biden and all the other wokies have blood on your hands .
You have no idea of true morality ,just a warped sense of reality
imbedded in you by your woke propaganda puppet masters,,
Obviously devoid of any sense of right or wrong unless it suits the left agenda,,,

I’d love to see you two locked in a room with the parents so you can espouse your ideals onto them ,and tell them why you think Trump should have kept the rapists and murderers of their children in America to continue killing other children ,,
And how you laud the woke judges that try to block his orders, how you praise the judges defying Trump ,,especially because one of those judges wants a plane load of criminals to be returned to America ,,,

Yes ,,your fake virtue is just that ,,Fake,,
You have no moral compass, but feign care only when it favours the woke ideals of your puppet masters,,

The misery these parents are going through is because of your stupid ideals ,,and the politics you align with..

Would you tell any of these parents that support Trump that it is them that are traitors ?












,
Did you tap the extra large keg of kool-aid this arvo @Sedge . Some thirsty work going on here. 🤣

Are you enjoying paying around 14% extra today on everything we purchase here that's not made in Aus? Our dollar has devalued against all major currencies in last 5 days.
That $100 pack of o/s cannabis seeds now costs you $114, thanks to MAGA.

And you're still trying to promote the benefits of tariffs. Hahahaha. Drink up, the kool aid is still working
 

Sun Ra

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Really ?






You two wokies already said there is not one thing Trump has done in office that you agree with ,,,and while decrepit old Fox drowning in bitterness virtue signals over feigning to care about some chick that years later said trump raped her ,yet it never went to court and so, he is not guilty of it and more than likely it never happened but the incentive for her was to try to get 100 million , yep 100 million..just for making up a story ,,
If she was serious that it happened she would have said something decades ago,,like any sane person would .

And seeing how you love to fake your caring @Old fox .
Where was your sympathy for the children raped and murdered by illegal immigrants in the US ,,and where is your care for that not to happen again ?
Seeing you disagree with him kicking out the illegals, you support the crimes committed by those illegals ,your insane ideals support murderers and rapists,,have you no shame at all ?

Your fake virtue signalling obviously has its bounds ,,no care whatsoever for real victims but a false care you try to portray
Toward non victims …You ,like Biden and all the other wokies have blood on your hands .
You have no idea of true morality ,just a warped sense of reality
imbedded in you by your woke propaganda puppet masters,,
Obviously devoid of any sense of right or wrong unless it suits the left agenda,,,

I’d love to see you two locked in a room with the parents so you can espouse your ideals onto them ,and tell them why you think Trump should have kept the rapists and murderers of their children in America to continue killing other children ,,
And how you laud the woke judges that try to block his orders, how you praise the judges defying Trump ,,especially because one of those judges wants a plane load of criminals to be returned to America ,,,

Yes ,,your fake virtue is just that ,,Fake,,
You have no moral compass, but feign care only when it favours the woke ideals of your puppet masters,,

The misery these parents are going through is because of your stupid ideals ,,and the politics you align with..

Would you tell any of these parents that support Trump that it is them that are traitors ?












,
You forgot to mention these immigrants are eating the dogs and the cats too. How could you ? 🤡

 

Old fox

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Really ?






You two wokies already said there is not one thing Trump has done in office that you agree with ,,,and while decrepit old Fox drowning in bitterness virtue signals over feigning to care about some chick that years later said trump raped her ,yet it never went to court and so, he is not guilty of it and more than likely it never happened but the incentive for her was to try to get 100 million , yep 100 million..just for making up a story ,,
If she was serious that it happened she would have said something decades ago,,like any sane person would .

And seeing how you love to fake your caring @Old fox .
Where was your sympathy for the children raped and murdered by illegal immigrants in the US ,,and where is your care for that not to happen again ?
Seeing you disagree with him kicking out the illegals, you support the crimes committed by those illegals ,your insane ideals support murderers and rapists,,have you no shame at all ?

Your fake virtue signalling obviously has its bounds ,,no care whatsoever for real victims but a false care you try to portray
Toward non victims …You ,like Biden and all the other wokies have blood on your hands .
You have no idea of true morality ,just a warped sense of reality
imbedded in you by your woke propaganda puppet masters,,
Obviously devoid of any sense of right or wrong unless it suits the left agenda,,,

I’d love to see you two locked in a room with the parents so you can espouse your ideals onto them ,and tell them why you think Trump should have kept the rapists and murderers of their children in America to continue killing other children ,,
And how you laud the woke judges that try to block his orders, how you praise the judges defying Trump ,,especially because one of those judges wants a plane load of criminals to be returned to America ,,,

Yes ,,your fake virtue is just that ,,Fake,,
You have no moral compass, but feign care only when it favours the woke ideals of your puppet masters,,

The misery these parents are going through is because of your stupid ideals ,,and the politics you align with..

Would you tell any of these parents that support Trump that it is them that are traitors ?












,
Illegal immigrant rapists were deported back to their own country.

Orange buffoon rapist was elected President.

The Aryan Race take good care of their kin.
 

Sedge

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@ bitter Fox
Not at all ,,tariffs should go ,,and if you had half a brain in your head you’d realise that is what Trump really wants ,,

Anyway I go through more steak than seeds ,,and beef should drop in price for our domestic market ,,so it’d be a win for me atleast ,,
lots of Aussie pensioners can’t afford steak nowadays so I’m sure they might help with Aussie consumption ,,

Woulda thought a virtue signaller like yourself would be standing up for Aussie pensioners ,,but I forgot your virtue is bounded by your insane politics .
 
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