The INSULT thread 🖕😎🖕

[Pedro de pacas]

Yeah true, all but your old man, he pays double

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Its because ya mum wont root him anymore

she reckons you try a lot harder to give here a orgasm, she hopes to have one one day
but not much hope with that pigmy sized cock you got

 

[Dotts]

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just wanted notification for this thread after Pedros trip to the bottleo

 

[Porky]

Yeah true, all but your old man, he pays double

That insult is as weak as ya piss stream cause ya prostate is destroyed from copping thick black pipes up ya arse for the last 35 years.

 

[Porky]

Its because ya mum wont root him anymore

she reckons you try a lot harder to give here a orgasm, she hopes to have one one day
but not much hope with that pigmy sized cock you got

When I shit in ya mums mouth then piss on her face she said it reminds her of when ya dad used to the same thing to you when ya were a teenager.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

When you was born Porky, the Dr's were convinced you was a girl
but ya mum said "no its not a clit, its a small cock, just like his dads" and grandads

 

[Red Eye Hero]

People should score points on there insults and win prizes at the end of the month lol

 

[Porky]

When you was born Porky, the Dr's were convinced you was a girl
but ya mum said "no its not a clit, its a small cock, just like his dads" and grandads

The other day after ya mother wiped my spoof from her eyes and wiped my shit from her tounge she was pouring me a beer and she all she had to do to circumcise you was kick ya father in the jaw.

 

[Porky]

People should score points on there insults and win prizes at the end of the month lol

Your mother's cunt is so loose she mistook your birth as fanny fart with a follow through.

 

[Red Eye Hero]

Your mother's cunt is so loose she mistook your birth as fanny fart with a follow through.

Boo poor effort I expect better from you

 

[Pedro de pacas]

You must of been a bit pissed off when ya found out your brother and ya old man were the fathers of ya kids Porky, well ya half brother anyway,, ,same mum and ya dads brother yeah ?

 

[Porky]

Boo poor effort I expect better from you

I think that about your grow.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Porkys the only cunt that that has ever been denied entry to a dwarf throwing comp

The words "fuck off you little Pigmy cunt" still haunt him

 

[Billygoat]

Beer was warm and stale too wtf should of dragged her out the back and got the old owner to molest some fuckin common sense into the dopey cunt of a thing.

Pedro’s missus works there now?

 

[Red Eye Hero]

I think that about your grow.

Still not insulting.......

 

[Porky]

Still not insulting.......

Your grow is insulting to my eyes.

 

[Red Eye Hero]

Kinda funny

 

[Porky]

Kinda funny

Don't worry everybody else is laughing at it.

 

[Porky]

Pedro’s missus works there now?

Only with a bag over her head.

 

[Gazza]

Hand on me heart seems like a very decent nice respectful lady.

I was honestly shocked was expecting a right fuckin shazza for from it.

Plus she’s not blonde the drop kick I’m taking about is completely fucking useless can’t even pour a cold one.