The Alcohol Thread.

[Porky]

Happy fuckin 40th Gazza

time to hit the piss crank the tunes and get fucked up think I might start with this.View attachment 4274

Ya Bday today mate??
Happy 40th champ hope ya have a awesome one.
I’ll have quite a few for ya as well mate.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Ya Bday today mate??
Happy 40th champ hope ya have a awesome one.
I’ll have quite a few for ya as well mate.

You've been having a few all day, yeah ?

 

[Porky]

You've been having a few all day, yeah ?

Fuck I wish. Been in waste of time meetings all day on fuckin Skype cause of covid.
This new chick was in one and fuck me she must be one of the fattest chicks ive seen. She would have to be 180kg plus and she’s only about 5ft tall.
She’s a mad hand talker and I could tell she was getting puffed while talking cause of all the hand waving she was doing.
It was both hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

 

[Gazza]

Decisions decisions???

Might hit the ouzo

 

[puggle6]

Decisions decisions???

Might hit the ouzoView attachment 4680

Fk, that pic has disaster written all over it!

 

[Gazza]

Won’t be mixing, couple of quiet ones while I mow the grass.

 

[Gazza]

Remember it’s Father’s Day to tomorrow got my old man this.

 

[puggle6]

Remember it’s Father’s Day to tomorrow got my old man this.View attachment 4681

Thats my favorite drop mate

 

[Gazza]

Thats my favorite drop mate

Then you have exceptional taste mate shits all over any single malt scotch For the price.

Think they been distilling for well over 400 years must be good.

 

[puggle6]

Then you have exceptional taste mate shits all over any single malt scotch For the price.

Think they been distilling for well over 400 years must be good.

Yep, its a fantastic blonde whiskey, so drinkable and price is good

 

[Sugar]

Decisions decisions???

Might hit the ouzoView attachment 4680Loo

Look at all the medals on that oyzo!
Would love to taste that one and I wouldn't use a mixer with it either!

 

[Porky]

This is good but expensive.

 

[Porky]

This is also good but expensive.

 

[Porky]

This is what happens when ya dirnk the above and drive.

 

[puggle6]

Hazy fermented Goat milk eh?

I see whats going on here...

 

[Porky]

Hazy fermented Goat milk eh?

I see whats going on here...

Shat black for 2 days after a 6 pack of that.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

This is what happens when ya dirnk the above and drive. View attachment 4980

lol fuck that's funny, learn to drink and drive ya pigmy, how many have ya crashed on ya 6 UDL cans ???

 

[Porky]

lol fuck that's funny, learn to drink and drive ya pigmy, how many have ya crashed on ya 6 UDL cans ???

Its a mates car. Pic is 20 years old.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Its a mates car. Pic is 20 years old.

Bet ya he never lets you drive his car again

How many ya crashed on ya UDL's ??, you can reach the pedals ? yeah

 

[Gazza]

Cooking with gas tonite, fucking smashed of a new brew. Had about 10 schooners and a few captains.

fuck work let’s drink piss and party hope I don’t. Have to shit in a bush in the morning fuck that was nasty hahaha