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VinDeezle

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Easy GROW your own simple
Yea just trying to deal with the doctors did me head in so I'll stick to growing me own haha. Have had 5 phone appts with three different Mobs so far, and every single one keeps me staring at my own face for two hours until I leave and then they charge me for a consult lol.

Pack of cunce. I was first cab off the rank a few weeks ago at 8:30am. Was "no 1 in que" for an hour and then it went up to number three so I fucked off after nearly two hours waiting. They still charged me and I'm trying to get them to reimburse me. Happened to be alteranleaf as well.
 

Dr.Clones

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Yea just trying to deal with the doctors did me head in so I'll stick to growing me own haha. Have had 5 phone appts with three different Mobs so far, and every single one keeps me staring at my own face for two hours until I leave and then they charge me for a consult lol.

Pack of cunce. I was first cab off the rank a few weeks ago at 8:30am. Was "no 1 in que" for an hour and then it went up to number three so I fucked off after nearly two hours waiting. They still charged me and I'm trying to get them to reimburse me. Happened to be alteranleaf as well.
When I did mine, I did all over the phone. It was easy as shit and really expensive waste of time when you can grow your own. To be honest tho I just wanted a prescription on record in case I ever got busted then there’s at least something on government records saying that I need it to function. The prescription really helped me when I had child custody court, which I won the judge had no issue with it, as long as I was prescribed
 

VinDeezle

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When I did mine, I did all over the phone. It was easy as shit and really expensive waste of time when you can grow your own. To be honest tho I just wanted a prescription on record in case I ever got busted then there’s at least something on government records saying that I need it to function. The prescription really helped me when I had child custody court, which I won the judge had no issue with it, as long as I was prescribed
yea pretty much the same reason I wanted a script. Not to actually buy or smoke haha. But it has been a complete nightmare. None of them will actually get on the phone with me. I just wait for hours on hold or in the video chat room and then they charge me after I leave haha. Was gunna try a fourth joint but i figured its all a waste of time.

It gets even more annoying when you number in the que is getting bigger over two hours, not smaller.
 
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benn0

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This is why I fuckin hate the system the government has introduced, where are the small guys that could prop up the country? They practically handed it to multinationals and said go for your life (as long as you donate to our campaign/war chest fund at election time)
 

Squire

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The mob I went through was easy. Contact them by email and they rang me. Bit of a Ripoff and only sell oil.
That CBD seed I got from MSNL was the BOM. Solid super sticky heads. Gums up in the grinder. Vapes a big cloud and Blood pressure is down and how do I feel ☺️ Both BP tablets I was subscribed Side effects ⚡😡
Side effects now :)
 

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yea pretty much the same reason I wanted a script. Not to actually buy or smoke haha. But it has been a complete nightmare. None of them will actually get on the phone with me. I just wait for hours on hold or in the video chat room and then they charge me after I leave haha. Was gunna try a fourth joint but i figured its all a waste of time.

It gets even more annoying when you number in the que is getting bigger over two hours, not smaller.

Strange. I used alternaleaf recently.

Booked a time and they rang me. Zero waiting and they called basically to the second of the time booked. No mention of video calls..
 

VinDeezle

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Strange. I used alternaleaf recently.

Booked a time and they rang me. Zero waiting and they called basically to the second of the time booked. No mention of video calls..
That's nuts. They keep booking me a video call a few days in advance. What's tell me to be in the online waiting room 15 mins beforehand and shit. Bunch of email links to the telehealth appointment and shit.

Then I just look at my face forever lol.
 

VinDeezle

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You sure you got the right place? Not nigerianleaf?
Nah it defo alteranleaf. Me mums with em too and so are a few mates. Part of their process was a two step onboarding when they went for their initial appointment. An initial video consult with a nurse and then a call back from the doctor from their experiences but that could have changed recently.

I just can't get them to show up on time for the initial appointment with the nurse as they are always behind haha.
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That meeting like mentioned above (initial appointment) is always a telehealth video link on my end and on that initial email. The confimation SMS also has "your online telehealth consultation link will be sent you you one hour before your appointment".

Now I can't even get through the treatment consent form, just won't lodge and tells me to call them on a 1800 number. I've booked again and we'll see how we go. Maybe third time lucky with em lol.
 
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med180

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Nah it defo alteranleaf. Me mums with em too and so are a few mates. Part of their process was a two step onboarding when they went for their initial appointment. An initial video consult with a nurse and then a call back from the doctor from their experiences but that could have changed recently.

I just can't get them to show up on time for the initial appointment with the nurse as they are always behind haha.
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That meeting like mentioned above (initial appointment) is always a telehealth video link on my end and on that initial email. The confimation SMS also has "your online telehealth consultation link will be sent you you one hour before your appointment".

Now I can't even get through the treatment consent form, just won't lodge and tells me to call them on a 1800 number. I've booked again and we'll see how we go. Maybe third time lucky with em lol.
I've now see a local g.p and collect in person from a local pharmacy.
I , and anyone I know just did phone appointments with https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...AQFnoECCUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2V6SJE-Kf-nDiT1wnCIutg
Service whole country, never had a problem, until working out in tassie you need local pharmacy pick up in person to be legal in court.
Have just picked up my first scripts from local pharmacy and finish court in 12 days....tbc
 

VinDeezle

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I've now see a local g.p and collect in person from a local pharmacy.
I , and anyone I know just did phone appointments with https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...AQFnoECCUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2V6SJE-Kf-nDiT1wnCIutg
Service whole country, never had a problem, until working out in tassie you need local pharmacy pick up in person to be legal in court.
Have just picked up my first scripts from local pharmacy and finish court in 12 days....tbc
From what I've seen been a saga and a half on your end. Just needless red tape.
 

HGO

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I heard many bad reviews about alternaleaf , Ive used medicann in Perth for a couple of years now
pretty easy to deal with Book a consult with a doctor , tell him/her what ya want and they send me the escripts for aprox 3-4 months of flower products . I get two indicas and two sativa dominants .
Been choosing tasmanian botanics simply because they are aussie and the product is pretty good @ $240 ish an ounce
 

VinDeezle

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@Billygoat so I've been speaking to 6 people with alteranleaf and they all had to go through an initial video consult with the nurse before they could speak to a doctor so I'm tripping lol.

All have got the same correspondence I have which includes this which explains it.
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The doctors consult is usually a week or so afterwards. I wonder why you didn't have to go through the usual onboarding setup.
 
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