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VinDeezle

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Fuck me. A whole fuckin ripper of a watermelon is a few bucks around the corner lol. I know it's under $1.50/kg.

That's it. I'm flying into a rage lol. I bet every cunt that has even thought about buying those sleeps under a fuckin "live, love, life" plaque and attends daily yoga sessions in $200 yoga pants to the soundtrack of whatever that "stomp clap hey" shit is.

We are cooked. Saw a British fella talking about sugarbeet rates per ton and why he was walking away. Fuckin 4 pounds a per ton. Meanwhile people are paying the supermarkets nearly $8 for a few sticks of watermelon.
 
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Goonie Goat

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I bet every cunt that has even thought about buying those sleeps under a fuckin "live, love, life" plaque and attends daily yoga sessions in $200 yoga pants
Haha, and add 'Super mums' that turn up to their children's soccer games in some Volvo SUV, "wow these melon fingers are just such a great idea, it gives me more time to enjoy the nicer things in life, who wants to cut watermelons up and place the chunks into containers?"
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*Takes 5 Zoloft tablets*
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Fuck me. A whole fuckin ripper of a watermelon is a few bucks around the corner lol. I know it's under $1.50/kg.

That's it. I'm flying into a rage lol. I bet every cunt that has even thought about buying those sleeps under a fuckin "live, love, life" plaque and attends daily yoga sessions in $200 yoga pants to the soundtrack of whatever that "stomp clap hey" shit is.

We are cooked. Saw a British fella talking about sugarbeet rates per ton and why he was walking away. Fuckin 4 pounds a per ton. Meanwhile people are paying the supermarkets nearly $8 for a few sticks of watermelon.
My ex buys thus stuff....
Ur explanation fits the bill...
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VinDeezle

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Fuck me. Ew. Gross. One of me housemates lived like that for a few months until we managed to get her out. Could smell the room from a mile away.

She even cut the bed base open, loaded it up with rubbish/cutlery/crockery and taped it back up lol. Landlord had to spend a week cleaning the room and when it was done he could still smell rotten food.

Kicked the bed and it made the noise of a thousand knives, forks and plates lol.
 
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Fuck me. Ew. Gross. One of me housemates lived like that for a few months until we managed to get him out. Could smell the room from a mile away.

She even cut the bed base open, loaded it up with rubbish/cutlery/crockery and taped it back up lol. Landlord had to spend a week cleaning the room and when it was done he could still smell rotten food.

Kicked the bed and it made the noise of a thousand knives, forks and plates lol.
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