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Sun Ra

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There are, in every society, things you are allowed to say to children.
And then there are things you are not.

You are allowed to say:

“Those are stars.”
“That’s a weather balloon.”
“Aliens don’t exist.”
“Of course they’d land in Australia first.”
You are not allowed to say:

“That’s a transdimensional consciousness vehicle that just exited a non-local probability tunnel between spacetime nodes.”
“Some of them are ours.”
“Some of them are… not ours, but they’ve been here longer than us.”
“They don’t land anywhere, they manifest.”
And most of all, you are absolutely not allowed to say:

“That craft is consciousness-forward technology entangled with the parapsychological ecosystem that’s been operating undetected for centuries due to humanity’s staggeringly persistent commitment to believing the universe is mostly made of rocks.”
 
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SAW

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There are, in every society, things you are allowed to say to children.
And then there are things you are not.

You are allowed to say:


You are not allowed to say:


And most of all, you are absolutely not allowed to say:

Maybe that’s my problem, I have it all back the front.
 
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Goonie Goat

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Ok so ic been smoking medical first a while now n n weed for a lot longer than tjst n I Def like sativas like hazes liek amnesia haze broken coast26 % amd superbly sunny superbly lemon haze n am wondering wjat other kinds of sativas n n similar are around cheers 🍻
 
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Ok so ic been smoking medical first a while now n n weed for a lot longer than tjst n I Def like sativas like hazes liek amnesia haze broken coast26 % amd superbly sunny superbly lemon haze n am wondering wjat other kinds of sativas n n similar are around cheers 🍻hope everyone is well it's almost the weekend
 

Old fox

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NEWCASTLE: Staff at Blackbutt Reserve are on high alert after a routine health check on a newborn koala revealed a startling genetic anomaly, one that matches long-dismissed reports of the legendary Drop Bear.

Nicknamed "Clancy", the joey initially appeared to be a regular, cuddly marsupial. That was until keepers noticed he refused to descend from trees, made deep guttural snarls during feeding time, and attempted an aerial ambush on a school excursion from Warners Bay High.

“We thought he was just spirited,” said zookeeper Kylie Drennan. “Then we found a possum pelt in his enclosure. That’s when we called the University.”

Experts from the University of Newcastle confirmed traces of a previously undocumented koala subspecies, believed to be a genetic throwback to a prehistoric apex predator marsupial, the basis of Australia’s infamous Drop Bear myth.

“They were thought to be folklore,” said evolutionary biologist Dr. Max Tilley. “But Clancy’s DNA shows markers for enhanced limb strength, improved vertical pounce velocity, and a taste for meat pies.”

The City of Newcastle has already updated signage at Blackbutt Reserve to read: “Please do not look Clancy in the eyes. Or turn your back on him. Or breathe too loudly.”

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