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Sun Ra

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Look out he's trying to give an inch mate don't piss in my boots and tell me it's fucking raining šŸ˜‘ and by comparison if I'm a clown and ya took me seriously what's that make you?
I said "semi seriously" and also I said I made a mistake you fuckwit. Learn to read. 🤔
 

Sun Ra

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From The Shovel ....... but I added the last bit.

Libertarian Who Wants Government out of People’s Lives Pretty Passionate About Getting Government Back Into His​

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A Melbourne man who has argued his whole career that Australians should get governments out of their life, is desperately trying to get the government back into his.

Tim Wilson is set to enter Parliament again, after being forced to spend the past three years without Government assistance. ā€œI couldn’t do it. It turns out I’m totally dependent on the Government for my livelihood and sense of self,ā€ Wilson admitted in an interview today.

Wilson, who as an MP passionately argued for reduced Government involvement in people’s lives, had a brief win when he managed to reduce the amount of Government involvement in his life at the last election, losing to Zoe Daniel. But, strangely, he found that he couldn’t exist without the Government.

ā€œI’ve been wandering around totally lost ever since. Without a $200k-a-year Government paid platform to argue for reduced Government services and welfare payments, I don’t know what to do with myself. It turns out I simply can’t exist without the Governmentā€.

Wilson said he had learnt an important lesson about the role of Government. ā€œGovernment is absolutely essential. For me. Obviously now that I’m back in Government I’ll still be arguing that the Government should be playing a smaller role in other people’s lives. Just not mineā€.

"I also preferenced One Nation in Goldstein even though I am an openly gay man who supported the "YES" case in the Marriage Equality Plebiscite. Just goes to my 'principles' ............" added Wilson.
 

Rabbitlicker

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This thread was created for exactly this reason, was it not? shitposting and arguing etc.

The next person to tag me having a cry about someone elses post in here gets a holiday! ;)
Actually, I seem to remember it was this thread created by SAW for such juvenile detritus:

It died a natural death when everyone simply gravitated back to this thread.

Now, we just have juvenile detritus here instead.:rolleyes:

I believe there's an "Ignore" function available to all here.....
 

HomeBound_Hound

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"Sunra: Jazz Is Dead and You Killed It"

Sunra—
you collapsing bookshelf in a beret,
you LinkedIn of lost causes,
you human RSS feed with halitosis.

You don’t speak truth to power,
you whisper Wikipedia quotes
to people who stopped listening an hour ago.

You read 50 blogs a day
but couldn’t find a point with GPS
and an emotional support philosopher.
You’re not well-read,
you’re well-skipped.

Every time you open your mouth,
a dictionary files a restraining order.
Your brain is a thinkpiece
with no editor,
no coherence,
and six contradictory footnotes
all screaming ā€œI’m the main character!ā€

Sunra—
your idea of passion
is interrupting people
with more obscure suffering
than theirs.
"My trauma's artisanal,"
you say,
"hand-picked from the ruins of western decay."

Mate, you’re not enlightened—
you’re just a narcissist
with jazz hands
and the soul of a cancelled professor
haunting a community radio station.

You don’t debate,
you take hostages.
You read a blog post on water once
and now you're the wet messiah.
You actually called jazz ā€œpre-verbal resistanceā€
like that meant something.
It didn’t.
It sounded like a stroke.

Sunra,
you are the reason people pretend to have phone calls.
You are the reason book clubs have wine.
You are the sound of a dying fridge
covered in protest stickers.

And that solo you wrote?
That ā€œatonal cry against neoliberal noiseā€?
It made my dog shit itself
in self-defense.

You are the filler between smart people talking.
You’re the background hum
of unpaid rent
and secondhand vinyl no one asked for.

Sunra—
if your brain were any more tangled,
it’d be performing at Coachella
under the name ā€œDiscourse Dread.ā€

You are not a genius.
You are not woke.
You are a cautionary tale
about what happens
when no one ever punches the smart kid in high school.
 

SAW

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Maybe a new thread then?
Fight Club with @Sun Ra & @HomeBound_Hound?
Memes at 10 paces, lame insults in a vacuum.
It’s part of digital forum life; twats, pointless fights, gay AI and generally taking an imaginative existence as a potential alternate reality.
NB. I could be lumped into the last sentence šŸ™ˆ
 
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