Way around piss test?

[BigRobbo]

G'day my esteemed brethren..
To start I hope all have had a jolly xmas and disposed of lots of evil substances by way of consumption..
To the question at hand one of my *flock* works away and has to endure the evil possibility of random piss taking of the "Ahhh gotcha now!" Kind.. Does anyone know of a proven dodge for this most unaustralian invasion of bodily waste sniffing! I should mention it is to avoid pot smoking detection...
Thanks in advance folks..

 

[Northface Gorilla]

G'day my esteemed brethren..
To start I hope all have had a jolly xmas and disposed of lots of evil substances by way of consumption..
To the question at hand one of my *flock* works away and has to endure the evil possibility of random piss taking of the "Ahhh gotcha now!" Kind.. Does anyone know of a proven dodge for this most unaustralian invasion of bodily waste sniffing! I should mention it is to avoid pot smoking detection...
Thanks in advance folks..

Merry Christmas an happy new year bro.

Heard of this stuff a while back an checked out the reviews an it seems to be legit. Just don't know anyone personally who's used it.

I think it's something you drink on the day to make ya clean

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://ez-test.com.au/product/detoxify-mega-clean-herbal-cleanse-32oz-detox-drink-tropical-flavour/&ved=2ahUKEwjencSmgJv8AhVP9zgGHUdXCPsQFnoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3CrD1Xw4ConuJFtkIsd0ji

 

[BigRobbo]

Cheers bro.. checkin it out!

 

[benn0]

The only dead cert way I've heard of working is inserting a catheter and inflating an empty bladder with a certain fluid, could be dangerous if the bladder is inflated too much and would be painful inserting a tube up ya piss hole urethra, but then again whats the cost of a job mean to a person

 

[Billygoat]

Used to be able to get fake dicks with clean urine inside. that would be the safest bet by far. Just buy the right colour one! lol

 

[BigRobbo]

Yeah Ya had me cringin a bit thinkin about that
But yeah it would work Im sure.. Cheers!

Billy yeah mate I could just picture pullin the wrong coloured fake shlong out

 

[R3za92]

G'day my esteemed brethren..
To start I hope all have had a jolly xmas and disposed of lots of evil substances by way of consumption..
To the question at hand one of my *flock* works away and has to endure the evil possibility of random piss taking of the "Ahhh gotcha now!" Kind.. Does anyone know of a proven dodge for this most unaustralian invasion of bodily waste sniffing! I should mention it is to avoid pot smoking detection...
Thanks in advance folks..

Fake or clean piss and a fake dick.

 

[Shiloh]

Google monkey dong