Oi use the fucking chatroom

[RiverRat]

You hear him get your self into the chat room cunts

 

[Sun Ra]

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own, so he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's has to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?

Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.

I work out every day and my bum is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist.

Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

When you said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." That was me...

 

[GlennT_59]

I did sit in the chat room for 45 days, no one turned up (I did shower intermittently) but then I got hungry and left

 

[med180]

I figured being up the back behind Billy's tool shed that it was only used for nefarious purposes, and not wanting to fall in with the wrong crowd, I've avoided it

 

[afghan bob]

I did sit in the chat room for 45 days, no one turned up (I did shower intermittently) but then I got hungry and left

That bump in the carpet that u tripped over when leaving was actually me

So thanks