How about a Glossary

[Squire]

Well I am an old fart who hasn't grown for 40 years and when I did the only seed was bag seed.
The terms use were plant feed harvest etc.
How about a list of the lingo you use on this site for us oldies a newbies . I have spent hours reading and learning but some of the language used still leaves me wondering if I have understood . Fuck I didn't even know what flip meant So how about it .

 

[Gazza]

Here’s a few to get the ball rolling.

Flip it (12 on 12 off light cycle)

Ferty {plant food/ nutrients)

Bend it over (super cropping)

Defol (pulling leaves off plant)

 

[Indy]

DC: Dumb Cunt. Quite often referred to one self when you've gone ahead and done something stupid to a grow, and you've since realised you gone fucked up. It's also loosely tossed around here as a insult towards others.

 

[Indy]

SWIM: Some Wanker In Melbourne.*

* Don't shoot the messenger

 

[Pikey]

SWIM: Some Wanker In Melbourne.*

* Don't shoot the messenger

I thought SWIM was claiming to be from Adelaide these days

 

[Old fox]

Slap her in the doggie= plant training/bending. . Dumb tnuc = dumb cunt Breeder= someone with very large AND fragile ego. They are usually the sooks of the cannabis community. Nigerian= scam artist. Autos = I'll let someone else define that, as my definition is small plants with low potency, which might offend some. So I won't say it Feminised(FEM) = highly desirable plant. Usually grown by real men. Hermie - a product of modern schooling system in Australia. If your daughter comes home and tells you she wants to identify as a boy, you have a Hermie. Exacerbated by the school teachers who promote that gender is fluid. .

 

[Indy]

I thought SWIM was claiming to be from Adelaide these days

Haha, buggered if i know, mate. i lost interests after too many sob stories.

 

[Aye Shroomer]

Slap her in the doggie= plant training/bending. . Dumb tnuc = dumb cunt Breeder= someone with very large AND fragile ego. They are usually the sooks of the cannabis community. Nigerian= scam artist. Autos = I'll let someone else define that, as my definition is small plants with low potency, which might offend some. So I won't say it Feminised(FEM) = highly desirable plant. Usually grown by real men. Hermie - a product of modern schooling system in Australia. If your daughter comes home and tells you she wants to identify as a boy, you have a Hermie. Exacerbated by the school teachers who promote that gender is fluid. .

On fire today old fox

 

[HGO]

Regs = regular seed that will produce both males and females
Satties = any sativa dominant plant
Affies = plants that have predominantly afghan genetics

 

[Kee Mao]

Cal-mag and two weeks,fixes sick marijuana and cures cancer.

 

[Pixie]

SWIM: Some Wanker In Melbourne.*

* Don't shoot the messenger

I thought swim was So What I'm Mad

 

[Indy]

I thought swim was So What I'm Mad

Could be, mate. That's a new one to me.

 

[Madmick]

Fuel American for low quality weed in Australia

Now you've gone too far !!!!!!!!
" Feminised(FEM) = highly desirable plant. Usually grown by real men."

 

[Sedge]

HPS,,,High Pressure Sodium
MH ,,,Metal Halide
Nutes ,,,Nutrients
EC ,,Electrical Conductivity,,,similar to Parts Per Million ,,of nutes.
VPD,,Vapour Pressure Deficit.
DLI,,Daylight Intensity.
Chop,,,Harvest
12/12 ,,,12 hours light,12 hours Dark.
24/24,,,lights on all the time
18/6 ,,lights on 18 hours ,,off for six hours.
Sugar ,,lots of oily trichomes.
Sweaty,,as above.
LST ,,,low stress training.
HST ,,,high stress training.

And plenty more that I can’t think of right now.

 

[Porky]

Lawyered= any person using it is a complete fuckwit!!

 

[The Happy Camper]

Photos- plants that care about the duration of light
Autos- plants that dont.
Doms- more one way than the other (sativa v indica )

Eg: luv that sat dom photo. Better than that dc’s over nuted lst’d reg auto imo..........Lol. (Fictional story)

 

[Gazza]

Pheno hunting

Searching for specific traits across multiple plants of the same strain.

 

[Squire]

HPS,,,High Pressure Sodium
MH ,,,Metal Halide
Nutes ,,,Nutrients
EC ,,Electrical Conductivity,,,similar to Parts Per Million ,,of nutes.
VPD,,Vapour Pressure Deficit.
DLI,,Daily light integral.
Chop,,,Harvest
12/12 ,,,12 hours light,12 hours Dark.
24/24,,,lights on all the time
18/6 ,,lights on 18 hours ,,off for six hours.
Sugar ,,lots of oily trichomes.
Sweaty,,as above.
LST ,,,low stress training.
HST ,,,high stress training.

And plenty more that I can’t think of right now.

Thanks Sedge that is what I had in mind

 

[Pikey]

* DLI = Daily light integral

 

[Aye Shroomer]

* DLI = Daily light integral

Oh maybe we should go steady of all those light acronyms