Yamumzbum
Curing
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Seems I got myself a fairy problem.. gonna have to evict the Thieving prancing little hobo cunts before they xgu chuck a fukn tent party n piss all over me plants 
I'm actually kinda chuffed about seeing some mushies pop up despite hating the bloody things.
I think I got PTSD from when I was a kid and my old man would force me to eat them coz mum had cooked em.
Still to this day I'll visit me mum to have dinner and the sneaky old duck still sneaks the cunts in under a fukn pile of mince meat like I'm just gonna chow down on this beautiful looking dinner and not even notice the foul stencil of fungus wofting up to greet my shocked looking face.
"Faark that was a close one!" I say to mum.
" I'll try harder next time darling" she retorts
The only mushrooms I eat are the magic kind.
Anyone else get mushrooms popping in their cover crops?

I'm actually kinda chuffed about seeing some mushies pop up despite hating the bloody things.
I think I got PTSD from when I was a kid and my old man would force me to eat them coz mum had cooked em.
Still to this day I'll visit me mum to have dinner and the sneaky old duck still sneaks the cunts in under a fukn pile of mince meat like I'm just gonna chow down on this beautiful looking dinner and not even notice the foul stencil of fungus wofting up to greet my shocked looking face.
"Faark that was a close one!" I say to mum.
" I'll try harder next time darling" she retorts

The only mushrooms I eat are the magic kind.
Anyone else get mushrooms popping in their cover crops?